Wei Wuxian (
acrookedpath) wrote2021-07-08 12:04 pm
[pfsb] it's so FLUFFY
In Wei Wuxian's defense, it isn't as if he forgot one should never eat free food unless it came from Madam Bar or the waitrats. It's simply that after nearly a year where he has -- only on occasion, mind you! -- accepted food and drink from strangers with no ill effects, he may have let his guard slip. Just a little.
Besides, he was so absorbed in his work that for all he knew, a waitrat had deposited the little bowl of animal-shaped desserts on his table. It wouldn't have been the first time he failed to notice one of them trying to get his attention.
So when he absently picked up a cracker to nibble on it as he worked through a particularly thorny set of talisman calculations --
Well.
The little black rabbit that now sits on the table, a red ribbon looped around one ear, just wants it emphatically known that this was not his fault.
Besides, he was so absorbed in his work that for all he knew, a waitrat had deposited the little bowl of animal-shaped desserts on his table. It wouldn't have been the first time he failed to notice one of them trying to get his attention.
So when he absently picked up a cracker to nibble on it as he worked through a particularly thorny set of talisman calculations --
Well.
The little black rabbit that now sits on the table, a red ribbon looped around one ear, just wants it emphatically known that this was not his fault.

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If only he could pout as effectively in this body as he can when he's human! Even as he thinks that, he catches himself in another yawn, and sulkily hides his face in Saxifrage's fur. But Lan Zhan must sleep soon, I think.
(Yes. Just Lan Zhan. Absolutely not Wei Wuxian, because he is not tired.)
I promise I will return soon. And when I do, I will have all manner of talismans to test, so we may keep talking to one another. He lowers his voice, conspiratorially. Perhaps I may even transform into a rabbit again. I ate a bite of cursed food, so if I ever ate it again...
Surely Lan Zhan will let him transform again when he sees no harm came about!
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Gently, he butts his head against Saxifrage, scooting back just far enough so they can touch noses. Bearberry and Cloudfoot are next as he hops a slow circle around the rabbits, bumping noses and murmuring his good-byes. Even Rabscuttle gets a playful nudge, and a further promise that he and Lan Zhan will have much to talk about once the talismans are done.
When he reaches El-ahrairah, Wei Wuxian bumps their noses together as well -- and then steps back enough to stretch into a bow, just as he did when he first arrived.
Thank you again, my new friend, he says. Until next time!
And with that, he turns and clambers into Lan Zhan's lap.
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“You seemed happy. I am sorry we needed to go.”
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Ah, Lan Zhan, it's all right. He leans close, listening to the steady thump of Lan Zhan's heart. I know it will soon be time for you to sleep. Wait until I can tell you of all my plans! Maybe I will convince you to become a bunny with me next time.
Another yawn hits, more expansive than before, his tiny pink scrap of a tongue curling.
Chuckling sleepily: I know you will probably refuse. But I think you would have fun, Lan Zhan. I do.
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It does not take all that long to reach the inn.
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By the time they are halfway up the stairs, he has settled into a light doze, safe and warm and comfortable in Lan Zhan's hold.
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Lan Wangji takes a few minutes to set up the necessary things for a rabbit’s care, just in case, before he settles himself beside him.
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No sooner has he settled onto the bed than Wei Wuxian clambers partway out of the nest: just enough to curl closer to him.
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Goodnight, Lan Zhan, he mumbles. Hopefully I will be able to kiss you in the morning.
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“Sleep well, Wei Ying.”
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Secure next to his zhiji, it does not take Wei Wuxian long at all to slip into sleep.
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Lan Wangji sighs and kisses the top of his head.
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Not too long after Lan Zhan wakes, though, his eyes flutter open.
Ah. Still a rabbit. That is... slightly more concerning than it was yesterday, but Madam Bar did say it could take a full day for the curse to pass.
He stretches his paws up Lan Zhan's chest and lets out a long, expansive yawn. Good morning, Lan Zhan.
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He will worry if the full day passes and Wei Ying is not restored. Lan Wangji is already mentally reviewing transformation curses and possible arrays, just in case, but for now he will wait and see.
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He is so close that it only takes a little more stretching to bump his nose against Lan Zhan's.
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Lan Wangji places Wei Ying back in the makeshift nest and quickly dresses for the day.
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There! All presentable. As presentable as a rabbit can be, anyway.
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Only one of those options has him bundled up close to Lan Zhan, though.
He hops out of the nest of robes and nudges Lan Zhan in clear pick me up! fashion.
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Together, they leave the room and settle at a table downstairs.
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As soon as they're seated, he hops onto the table to start scratching. It does little to help. Indeed, he realizes with horror, it seems to be making things worse. By now the itch is nearly to hise nose, and --
He lets out an explosive sneeze. Then another.
And another.
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