Wei Wuxian (
acrookedpath) wrote2021-07-08 12:04 pm
[pfsb] it's so FLUFFY
In Wei Wuxian's defense, it isn't as if he forgot one should never eat free food unless it came from Madam Bar or the waitrats. It's simply that after nearly a year where he has -- only on occasion, mind you! -- accepted food and drink from strangers with no ill effects, he may have let his guard slip. Just a little.
Besides, he was so absorbed in his work that for all he knew, a waitrat had deposited the little bowl of animal-shaped desserts on his table. It wouldn't have been the first time he failed to notice one of them trying to get his attention.
So when he absently picked up a cracker to nibble on it as he worked through a particularly thorny set of talisman calculations --
Well.
The little black rabbit that now sits on the table, a red ribbon looped around one ear, just wants it emphatically known that this was not his fault.
Besides, he was so absorbed in his work that for all he knew, a waitrat had deposited the little bowl of animal-shaped desserts on his table. It wouldn't have been the first time he failed to notice one of them trying to get his attention.
So when he absently picked up a cracker to nibble on it as he worked through a particularly thorny set of talisman calculations --
Well.
The little black rabbit that now sits on the table, a red ribbon looped around one ear, just wants it emphatically known that this was not his fault.

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Yùtù, the Jade Rabbit, is honored where Hawthorn and I are from. He has told you of Chang'e, I know. Shall I tell you the story of Yùtù's kindness to the Jade Emperor?
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Wei Wuxian knows that posture, having seen it just yesterday; is Lan Zhan telling them a story, then? Poor Lan Zhan! The center of attention, expected to speak so long -- he hides a smile as he gives his zhiji another tiny scratch atop the head.
Then he gets to work drawing. This scene will make a perfect start to A-Yuan's book: a gathering of rabbits all telling each other rabbit stories.
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Long ago, the Jade Emperor decided that he wished for assistance in the work of preparing the elixir of life that is given to the immortals in the heavens. He thought that it would be best not to grant this responsibility to a human, for concern that they might become selfish and greedy with it. Instead, he decided that one of the animals of the world could be trusted, but which one? To find out, he disguised himself as an old, poor beggar man and went into the forest, crying out that he was starving and needed help.
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To Wei Wuxian's ears, there is no sound except the rustle of grass, the chirping of birds, and the soft whisk of his brush over paper as he draws each of Lan Zhan's whiskers.
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Lan Wangji breathes deeply and twitches his whiskers.
So instead, determined that the beggar would not go hungry, the rabbit threw himself into the man’s fire - but instantly the fire went out, and instead of the beggar, the Jade Emperor stood before them. In honor of the rabbit’s courage and kindness, he brought him to the heavens, where he became the Jade Rabbit and brews the elixir of immortality.
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And that's where he met Chang'e, right? asks Saxifrage. In the heavens?
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El-ahrairah makes an interested sound. I should like to visit the moon myself.
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Then clearly I have to go find out and bring back the truth of the tales! El-ahrairah declares.
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My prince, be reasonable, Rabscuttle puts in. How is he likely to?
El-ahrairah flicks an ear at him. He found his way here, didn't he?
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I've seen humans do things like this, he observes. These look nice.
Wei Ying - Hawthorn - is a talented artist, Lan Wangji replies. I have always thought the rabbits he draws could very nearly hop from the paper into the world. It is easier to see if you are higher up, he offers, helpfully.
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It is? Saxifrage, ever bold, scrambles onto Wei Wuxian's knee. No sooner has Wei Wuxian given him a fond rub atop the head than Saxifrage rears up to put his front paws on his human friend's palm, steadying himself as he looks down at the drawings.
Oh! he exclaims. That's an odd thing.
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Odd to see rabbits as scratches on leaves, but there you have it, he observes.
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'Our son,' Wei Ying had said. Lan Wangji can only be grateful that his current form seems to have some influence on just how strong an emotion he is feeling, because otherwise he would be completely overwhelmed by the thought.
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He cocks his head, studying one of the papers.
Oh, I see it now, he says. That one does look like Rabscuttle, doesn't it?
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Rabscuttle huffs at the paper. My fur's all out of sorts. El-ahrairah swats him with a paw.
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The other rabbit leans close, as if by sniffing the ink he could gain a better sense of it. Maybe? That one is definitely Moonlight...
That's as he twitches his whiskers toward the pure white rabbit at the center of another drawing.
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