Wei Wuxian (
acrookedpath) wrote2021-07-08 12:04 pm
[pfsb] it's so FLUFFY
In Wei Wuxian's defense, it isn't as if he forgot one should never eat free food unless it came from Madam Bar or the waitrats. It's simply that after nearly a year where he has -- only on occasion, mind you! -- accepted food and drink from strangers with no ill effects, he may have let his guard slip. Just a little.
Besides, he was so absorbed in his work that for all he knew, a waitrat had deposited the little bowl of animal-shaped desserts on his table. It wouldn't have been the first time he failed to notice one of them trying to get his attention.
So when he absently picked up a cracker to nibble on it as he worked through a particularly thorny set of talisman calculations --
Well.
The little black rabbit that now sits on the table, a red ribbon looped around one ear, just wants it emphatically known that this was not his fault.
Besides, he was so absorbed in his work that for all he knew, a waitrat had deposited the little bowl of animal-shaped desserts on his table. It wouldn't have been the first time he failed to notice one of them trying to get his attention.
So when he absently picked up a cracker to nibble on it as he worked through a particularly thorny set of talisman calculations --
Well.
The little black rabbit that now sits on the table, a red ribbon looped around one ear, just wants it emphatically known that this was not his fault.

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Ah, Lan Zhan, it's all right. He leans close, listening to the steady thump of Lan Zhan's heart. I know it will soon be time for you to sleep. Wait until I can tell you of all my plans! Maybe I will convince you to become a bunny with me next time.
Another yawn hits, more expansive than before, his tiny pink scrap of a tongue curling.
Chuckling sleepily: I know you will probably refuse. But I think you would have fun, Lan Zhan. I do.
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It does not take all that long to reach the inn.
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By the time they are halfway up the stairs, he has settled into a light doze, safe and warm and comfortable in Lan Zhan's hold.
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Lan Wangji takes a few minutes to set up the necessary things for a rabbit’s care, just in case, before he settles himself beside him.
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No sooner has he settled onto the bed than Wei Wuxian clambers partway out of the nest: just enough to curl closer to him.
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Goodnight, Lan Zhan, he mumbles. Hopefully I will be able to kiss you in the morning.
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“Sleep well, Wei Ying.”
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Secure next to his zhiji, it does not take Wei Wuxian long at all to slip into sleep.
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Lan Wangji sighs and kisses the top of his head.
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Not too long after Lan Zhan wakes, though, his eyes flutter open.
Ah. Still a rabbit. That is... slightly more concerning than it was yesterday, but Madam Bar did say it could take a full day for the curse to pass.
He stretches his paws up Lan Zhan's chest and lets out a long, expansive yawn. Good morning, Lan Zhan.
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He will worry if the full day passes and Wei Ying is not restored. Lan Wangji is already mentally reviewing transformation curses and possible arrays, just in case, but for now he will wait and see.
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He is so close that it only takes a little more stretching to bump his nose against Lan Zhan's.
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Lan Wangji places Wei Ying back in the makeshift nest and quickly dresses for the day.
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There! All presentable. As presentable as a rabbit can be, anyway.
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Only one of those options has him bundled up close to Lan Zhan, though.
He hops out of the nest of robes and nudges Lan Zhan in clear pick me up! fashion.
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Together, they leave the room and settle at a table downstairs.
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As soon as they're seated, he hops onto the table to start scratching. It does little to help. Indeed, he realizes with horror, it seems to be making things worse. By now the itch is nearly to hise nose, and --
He lets out an explosive sneeze. Then another.
And another.
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Ten sneezes later, there is a brief, merciful pause. Frozen, as if daring the fit to continue, Wei Wuxian draws a long (if careful) breath.
And --
ACHOO!
With a clatter of falling silverware and a flailing of limbs -- human limbs! -- the little black rabbit transfigures into a full-grown man.
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“Wei Ying!”
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At least Lan Zhan is familiar! (And still bigger than him. Not as dramatically as when he was a bunny, granted, but even so!)
He grabs hold of Lan Zhan's robes. "I'm fine, I'm fine -- "
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Already, he's starting to beam bright, and lets go of Lan Zhan so he can make a show of wiggling his fingers. "All of my fingers accounted for! And thumbs, aiyo, I have missed my thumbs this past day, Lan Zhan."
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