Wei Wuxian (
acrookedpath) wrote2020-09-16 07:30 pm
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It is well past wǔ hour -- nearly noon, by the inn's reckoning -- when Wei Wuxian wakes back up to shuffle downstairs.
His robes are rumpled. He's secured his hair back in a simple, untidy ponytail, strands of hair ecaping from all sides. Muffling a yawn against the back of his hand, he bows to Madam Bar and asks for the strongest pot of tea she can provide -- he cannot sleep the whole day, after all, and he certainly must be awake for whenever Lan Zhan returns.
Not only does Madam Bar give him a pot of tea almost as big as his head, but it's accompanied by a hefty ceramic cup as large as two fists stacked together. Bold reds, greens, and golds swirl across one side to form an elegant wall of text: RISE AND SHINE, BITCHES.
He is still tired enough to find this absolutely hilarious, if his snickering is anything to go by.
His robes are rumpled. He's secured his hair back in a simple, untidy ponytail, strands of hair ecaping from all sides. Muffling a yawn against the back of his hand, he bows to Madam Bar and asks for the strongest pot of tea she can provide -- he cannot sleep the whole day, after all, and he certainly must be awake for whenever Lan Zhan returns.
Not only does Madam Bar give him a pot of tea almost as big as his head, but it's accompanied by a hefty ceramic cup as large as two fists stacked together. Bold reds, greens, and golds swirl across one side to form an elegant wall of text: RISE AND SHINE, BITCHES.
He is still tired enough to find this absolutely hilarious, if his snickering is anything to go by.
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For better or for worse.
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"Yes, fascinating." He watches Wei Wuxian for just a hair too long, before looking down at his mug.
"Do you find it gives you any sort of... advantage, in dealing with such angry spirits?"
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"That is entirely how I deal with them," he says. "By controlling and directing the energy."
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"But now, sadly, the Admirality's patience, even for me, must be beginning to thin." He talks another gulp of coffee and then sadly sets the cup down with finality.
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"I wish you well in your recovery," he says. "And in the meantime, I bid you remember the first rule of summoning -- not everything you catch in a tuna net is tuna." He sets the crown in his wavy hair and strides towards the door.
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Well. He will have to be cautious. That's all.
His brow knits in confusion at John's analogy. Puzzled, he lifts a hand to wave good-bye; only when John is through the door does he turn back to his tea.