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Wei Wuxian ([personal profile] acrookedpath) wrote2020-09-16 07:30 pm

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It is well past hour -- nearly noon, by the inn's reckoning -- when Wei Wuxian wakes back up to shuffle downstairs.

His robes are rumpled. He's secured his hair back in a simple, untidy ponytail, strands of hair ecaping from all sides. Muffling a yawn against the back of his hand, he bows to Madam Bar and asks for the strongest pot of tea she can provide -- he cannot sleep the whole day, after all, and he certainly must be awake for whenever Lan Zhan returns.

Not only does Madam Bar give him a pot of tea almost as big as his head, but it's accompanied by a hefty ceramic cup as large as two fists stacked together. Bold reds, greens, and golds swirl across one side to form an elegant wall of text: RISE AND SHINE, BITCHES.

He is still tired enough to find this absolutely hilarious, if his snickering is anything to go by.
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[personal profile] hinotfuckingdead 2020-09-22 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
He grabs his iridescent cloak; and what lay beneath it, a crown of laurel and tiny, tiny bones.

"I wish you well in your recovery," he says. "And in the meantime, I bid you remember the first rule of summoning -- not everything you catch in a tuna net is tuna." He sets the crown in his wavy hair and strides towards the door.